Comem bolo, numa festa,
mulher, bicha e criança,
o homem isso detesta,
protege bem sua pança.
Prefere os salgadinhos,
bebe o quanto aguenta,
vomita os canudinhos,
e jamais se apoquenta.
Eat cake at a party,
woman, deer and child,
the man hates this,
and he shields his belly .
Prefers cookies salted,
he drinks much can stand,
spews the straws,
and never frets with a hand.